Volume 47: Things Teenagers Say
Welcome to some other mass of Things Teenagers Say! This is a compilation of interesting things that direct maintain been said yesteryear my students over the final brace of weeks. Enjoy!
Check out previous issues of Things Teenagers Say:
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Student 1: I haven't had information inwards 2 months.
Student 2: I haven't had information inwards 2 years.
Student 1: I would kill myself.
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Student 1: If I weighed 900 pounds, I would last actually proficient at football.
Student 2: You wouldn't last able to run if you lot weighed 900 pounds.
Student 1: You don't direct maintain to run inwards football!
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You tin whorl an astronaut downwards a hill, but you lot don't come across people doing it!
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Student 1: I haven't had information inwards 2 months.
Student 2: I haven't had information inwards 2 years.
Student 1: I would kill myself.
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Student 1: If I weighed 900 pounds, I would last actually proficient at football.
Student 2: You wouldn't last able to run if you lot weighed 900 pounds.
Student 1: You don't direct maintain to run inwards football!
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You tin whorl an astronaut downwards a hill, but you lot don't come across people doing it!
Said piece students were playing Slapzi (affiliate link).
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Goldfish are NOT sold inwards hardware stores.
Also said while students were playing Slapzi (affiliate link).
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Student: I'm giving upward on school.
Me: Why?
Student: This waking upward matter is simply besides much.
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He's a proficient vocalist but for the incorrect band.
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Student: My mom is crazy.
Me: Two Nice Things.
Student: She has a prissy daughter, too I similar the coloring of her bedspread.
Note: Two Nice Things is in all probability the dominion I enforce the most inwards my classroom. If students tell something hateful nearly individual else, they direct maintain to brand amends yesteryear maxim 2 prissy things inwards return.
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It's similar me too armpits. They freak me out. I HATE armpits.
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You simply spit all over my paper. You are going to switch papers amongst me now. I simply direct maintain to direct maintain my mention off of it.
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H5N1 stick can't swim, then it ain't a fish.
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Student 1: Ewww...there's an opened upward coughing drib inwards my pocketbook that got wet.
Student 2: Give it to me. I desire it!
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Hey Mrs. Carter! Have you lot always seen a sicker pair of crocs?
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Don't approximate my separate ends.
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Ready, Set, H2O!
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If it rains at 2:00 p.m. I am getting away from you. You are cursed!
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Some youngster inwards my nutrient prep shape yesterday asked me the ingredients to a scrambled egg.
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Now, don't permit your Angle Side Side show.
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I had a toupee earlier I got my pilus cut.
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Student 1: *Sneeze*
Student 2: God Bless You.
Student 1: God doesn't bless demons.
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If you lot drib out of high schoolhouse when you're 18, your solid unit of measurement volition most probable shun you.
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I'm playing Connect Four because my life is sad.
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Why would you lot purpose a lighter to calorie-free a match?
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Student 1: It's hotter than that place.
Student 2: Hell?
Student 1: No, heaven.
Student 2: Heaven?
Student 1: I said it's hotter than that place.
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Student 1:What's Easter?
Student 2: Really?
Student 1: Oh. It's that vacation where you lot sit down some the tree too merchandise presents.
Student 2: That's Christmas.
Student 1: I idea Christmas was when you lot went door to door too asked for candy.
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Student 1: How far produce negative numbers go?
Student 2: Probably equally far equally positive numbers go.
Student 1: How far produce they go?
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Can you lot larn liposuction on your finger? Because my finger is then fat.
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Goldfish are NOT sold inwards hardware stores.
Also said while students were playing Slapzi (affiliate link).
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Student: I'm giving upward on school.
Me: Why?
Student: This waking upward matter is simply besides much.
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He's a proficient vocalist but for the incorrect band.
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Student: My mom is crazy.
Me: Two Nice Things.
Student: She has a prissy daughter, too I similar the coloring of her bedspread.
Note: Two Nice Things is in all probability the dominion I enforce the most inwards my classroom. If students tell something hateful nearly individual else, they direct maintain to brand amends yesteryear maxim 2 prissy things inwards return.
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It's similar me too armpits. They freak me out. I HATE armpits.
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You simply spit all over my paper. You are going to switch papers amongst me now. I simply direct maintain to direct maintain my mention off of it.
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H5N1 stick can't swim, then it ain't a fish.
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Student 1: Ewww...there's an opened upward coughing drib inwards my pocketbook that got wet.
Student 2: Give it to me. I desire it!
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Hey Mrs. Carter! Have you lot always seen a sicker pair of crocs?
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Don't approximate my separate ends.
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Ready, Set, H2O!
--
If it rains at 2:00 p.m. I am getting away from you. You are cursed!
--
Some youngster inwards my nutrient prep shape yesterday asked me the ingredients to a scrambled egg.
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Now, don't permit your Angle Side Side show.
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I had a toupee earlier I got my pilus cut.
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Student 1: *Sneeze*
Student 2: God Bless You.
Student 1: God doesn't bless demons.
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If you lot drib out of high schoolhouse when you're 18, your solid unit of measurement volition most probable shun you.
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I'm playing Connect Four because my life is sad.
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Why would you lot purpose a lighter to calorie-free a match?
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Student 1: It's hotter than that place.
Student 2: Hell?
Student 1: No, heaven.
Student 2: Heaven?
Student 1: I said it's hotter than that place.
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Student 1:What's Easter?
Student 2: Really?
Student 1: Oh. It's that vacation where you lot sit down some the tree too merchandise presents.
Student 2: That's Christmas.
Student 1: I idea Christmas was when you lot went door to door too asked for candy.
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Student 1: How far produce negative numbers go?
Student 2: Probably equally far equally positive numbers go.
Student 1: How far produce they go?
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Can you lot larn liposuction on your finger? Because my finger is then fat.
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