Volume 46: Things Teenagers Say
It doesn't look similar it's been that long since my last book of Things Teenagers Say. I gauge that way my kids bring been VERY chatty lately!
Check out previous issues of Things Teenagers Say:
Student 1: I don't become to church, but Jesus is my uncle.
Student 2: If you lot did got to church, you lot would know that Jesus is your manful mortal raise - non your uncle!
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Student: I read your final things teenagers state post, as well as I was responsible for vii of them. I counted.
Me: What does that state close you?
Student: It says I'm your favorite student, as well as you're non going to bring a spider web log ane time I graduate.
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George Strait is how I asked my lady friend to prom.
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Let's construct a pair for the river that nosotros cry.
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I'm progressively becoming friends alongside to a greater extent than as well as to a greater extent than underclassmen. I don't similar it.
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Student 1: I don't become to church, but Jesus is my uncle.
Student 2: If you lot did got to church, you lot would know that Jesus is your manful mortal raise - non your uncle!
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Student: I read your final things teenagers state post, as well as I was responsible for vii of them. I counted.
Me: What does that state close you?
Student: It says I'm your favorite student, as well as you're non going to bring a spider web log ane time I graduate.
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George Strait is how I asked my lady friend to prom.
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Let's construct a pair for the river that nosotros cry.
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I'm progressively becoming friends alongside to a greater extent than as well as to a greater extent than underclassmen. I don't similar it.
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You dented my cup!
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If my mom says "K" to me ane to a greater extent than time...
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You demand to come upwards hang out alongside us ane night. You'll express joy thence much, you'll bring abs!
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I don't know how to tweet on tweeter.
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I didn't desire you lot to larn kicked out of class. That's why I punched you.
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Can I become to tiffin early on because I bring to become option upwards a shotgun later?
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Sit downwards as well as verbalise to me close Law as well as Order SVU.
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I don't similar this whole unmarried telephone substitution concern without a keychain.
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You know, breathing isn't genuinely that fun.
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Every determination nosotros brand puts us into or thence other universe.
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Let me write that downwards on my non-existent information sheet.
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Me: Statistics is the report of data.
Student: I know all close data. I bring unlimited.
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Did you lot know that fifty-fifty if you're trash you lot tin yet create things? It's called a trash CAN, non a trash CANNOT.
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Student: Why didn't I larn named after my father? I'm jealous!
Me: My mom was named after her mother.
Student: Was she from England?
Me: No.
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Isn't ane 24-hour interval on the satelite the same every bit 5 days on earth?
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If your telephone falls on your face, as well as thence you lot bring it coming.
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I'm non a tomato. I don't bruise easily.
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Student: What type of music create you lot heed to?
Me: Christian music.
Student: You become to church?
Me: Yes.
Student: I used to, but I got kicked out.
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She'll likely interruption upwards alongside you lot if you lot lose her pencil.
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These kids made crossbows out of pencils, as well as ane of them shot me! It was...AMAZING.
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Me: Please don't enjoin me that you lot are talking close disposing of bodies.
Student: I'm talking close cannibals. He's talking close disposing of a body.
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Zero isn't a number simply similar Pluto isn't a planet.
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I'm a lot of people's spirit animal.
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Me: Is anyone inwards hither a Gemini? It's a horoscope sign.
Student: Oh, you lot hateful those things similar scorpio as well as squirrel?
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I'm close to orangutan you.
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Santa Claus tin jibe downwards a chimney, thence that way an astronaut can, too!
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Does "shrimp" bring 2 syllables?
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I exclusively opened my oral fissure ane time proverb "elephant," but it has to a greater extent than than ane syllable.
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I can't syllable.
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Let me simply larn the polar deportment out of my garage.
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In kindergarten, I was a failure.
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Student 1: I made the best manus turkeys inwards kindergarten.
Student 2: No, I made the best manus turkeys inwards kindergarten. My turkeys were...SMASH!
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You dented my cup!
--
If my mom says "K" to me ane to a greater extent than time...
--
You demand to come upwards hang out alongside us ane night. You'll express joy thence much, you'll bring abs!
--
I don't know how to tweet on tweeter.
--
I didn't desire you lot to larn kicked out of class. That's why I punched you.
--
Can I become to tiffin early on because I bring to become option upwards a shotgun later?
--
Sit downwards as well as verbalise to me close Law as well as Order SVU.
--
I don't similar this whole unmarried telephone substitution concern without a keychain.
--
You know, breathing isn't genuinely that fun.
--
Every determination nosotros brand puts us into or thence other universe.
--
Let me write that downwards on my non-existent information sheet.
--
Me: Statistics is the report of data.
Student: I know all close data. I bring unlimited.
--
Did you lot know that fifty-fifty if you're trash you lot tin yet create things? It's called a trash CAN, non a trash CANNOT.
--
Student: Why didn't I larn named after my father? I'm jealous!
Me: My mom was named after her mother.
Student: Was she from England?
Me: No.
--
Isn't ane 24-hour interval on the satelite the same every bit 5 days on earth?
--
If your telephone falls on your face, as well as thence you lot bring it coming.
--
I'm non a tomato. I don't bruise easily.
--
Student: What type of music create you lot heed to?
Me: Christian music.
Student: You become to church?
Me: Yes.
Student: I used to, but I got kicked out.
--
She'll likely interruption upwards alongside you lot if you lot lose her pencil.
--
These kids made crossbows out of pencils, as well as ane of them shot me! It was...AMAZING.
--
Me: Please don't enjoin me that you lot are talking close disposing of bodies.
Student: I'm talking close cannibals. He's talking close disposing of a body.
--
Zero isn't a number simply similar Pluto isn't a planet.
--
I'm a lot of people's spirit animal.
--
Me: Is anyone inwards hither a Gemini? It's a horoscope sign.
Student: Oh, you lot hateful those things similar scorpio as well as squirrel?
--
I'm close to orangutan you.
--
Santa Claus tin jibe downwards a chimney, thence that way an astronaut can, too!
--
Does "shrimp" bring 2 syllables?
--
I exclusively opened my oral fissure ane time proverb "elephant," but it has to a greater extent than than ane syllable.
--
I can't syllable.
--
Let me simply larn the polar deportment out of my garage.
--
In kindergarten, I was a failure.
--
Student 1: I made the best manus turkeys inwards kindergarten.
Student 2: No, I made the best manus turkeys inwards kindergarten. My turkeys were...SMASH!
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