Volume 44: Things Teenagers Say
It doesn't look similar it's been that long since I posted Volume 43 of Things Teenagers Say! I estimate that simply agency my students accept been on a curl lately...
Check out previous issues of Things Teenagers Say:
You're a math teacher. You shouldn't live talking nearly alliteration!
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Did you lot know that mom spelled backwards is mom?
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I know how to play this game. I'm similar a geek at Battleship!
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I similar your 1 earring. I don't tending how you lot lost the other one, then don't enjoin me the story.
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You glittered all over my bag!
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Student 1: She's bullying me amongst money.
Me: What?!?
Student 2: I won't hand him a dollar
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Guys! Use your within heads!
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I'm then item nearly my shoe laces.
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Yesterday, you lot were dressed similar a banana. Today, you're dressed similar an unpeeled banana.
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Student 1: My mark is going out.
Student 2: Hey, at to the lowest degree you lot lastly got mortal to become out amongst you.
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Student 1: I accept a pilus inwards my sock.
Student 2: I accept a pes inwards my sock.
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Student 1: I HATE Chinese food.
Student 2: And, Chinese nutrient HATES you!
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I'm going to file a bullying study on you lot for non wearing socks.
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My hereafter plans are to conjoin a rich sometime human being as well as overstep away immature inwards my 30's.
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Heroin is bad for your health. Cocaine isn't equally bad for your health.
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I accept to a greater extent than chins than friends.
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A pupil describing their dream:
You were dead because you lot got into a polygamist hubby fight.
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Student 1: What happened to your sister?
Student 2: All I know is that she did SOMETHING to her knee, as well as they are going to accept to create SOMETHING to her knee.
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Student 1: What does your bracelet say?
Student 2: Ecuador.
Student 3: Isn't Republic of Ecuador the house where they ready floors?
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Mr. Carter should vesture a accommodate covered inwards Christmas lights to prom since he is the low-cal of your life.
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Student: I simply noticed that lifeguard is misspelled inwards this problem.
Me: Oops.
Student: Yeah, it's life G - U - Influenza A virus subtype H5N1 - R - D.
Me: That's how you lot piece lifeguard.
Student: Is it? My friend used to live a lifeguard, as well as he ever told me it was spelled G - Influenza A virus subtype H5N1 - U - R - D.
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Student: Would you lot ever appointment a communist?
Me: Given that I'm married, no I would non appointment a communist.
Student: What if Mr. Carter wasn't inwards the picture?
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Student 1: There's a peculiar stain on the rug inwards the dorsum of your classroom. I want to know what happened.
Student 2: That's where she killed...
Student 1: ...George Clooney. I know.
Student 3: George Clooney is dead?!?
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