Volume 43: Things Teenagers Say
It feels similar it's been FOREVER since my concluding things teenagers say. So, I gauge nosotros should remedy that. Hope you're having a happy Thursday!
Check out previous issues of Things Teenagers Say:
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Student 1: Will I instruct my outcry upward dorsum at the destination of the hour?
Student 2: She's eating a banana, then apparently not.
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Did yous know that inward an alternate universe that mightiness genuinely brand sense?
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Mrs. Carter, yous may intend somebody took my notes for me, but my handwriting is simply on call for today.
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Student: Are your husband's legs nevertheless nighttime from the summer?
Me: Ummm...I'm simply going to walk away at i time as well as pretend yous didn't simply inquire that.
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Don't always seize amongst teeth into soap!
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Dude! She's never brushed her teeth amongst deodorant before!
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I write my 2's similar an adult now.
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I desire to skip schoolhouse inward my closet.
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You bring a mom, too?!?
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Why does spaghetti odor similar puke when yous instruct to launder the pan out?
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I dear sneezing.
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I locked him inward my torso i time.
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I don't odor similar cigarettes. I odor similar laundry detergent.
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Guys, I nearly didn't article of apparel a chapeau this morning. I woke upward as well as looked inward the mirror. My pilus looked similar a rooster. It looked similar a skillful rooster!
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Student 1: You don't similar peanut rolls?!?
Student 2: No, I said I don't similar funerals!
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You know what's fun? Not beingness single.
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Do yous call back how yous didn't similar the give-and-take "gizzards" inward the 4th grade?
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Student 1: Can nosotros heed to the Hamilton soundtrack?
Student 2: We're reading Hamilton inward English linguistic communication class!
Student 1: Really?
Student 3: No, we're reading HAMLET.
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I bring a box of playing cards inward my room to role for stats experiments as well as diverse activities.
Do yous desire to play 120,000 bill of fare selection up?
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Did yous know that if yous add together 5 years to your historic catamenia it volition enjoin yous how former yous volition hold upward inward 5 years?
Student 1: My Christmas tree weighs over 300 pounds.
Student 2: She's eating a banana, then apparently not.
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Did yous know that inward an alternate universe that mightiness genuinely brand sense?
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Mrs. Carter, yous may intend somebody took my notes for me, but my handwriting is simply on call for today.
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Student: Are your husband's legs nevertheless nighttime from the summer?
Me: Ummm...I'm simply going to walk away at i time as well as pretend yous didn't simply inquire that.
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Don't always seize amongst teeth into soap!
--
Dude! She's never brushed her teeth amongst deodorant before!
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I write my 2's similar an adult now.
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I desire to skip schoolhouse inward my closet.
--
You bring a mom, too?!?
--
Why does spaghetti odor similar puke when yous instruct to launder the pan out?
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I dear sneezing.
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I locked him inward my torso i time.
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I don't odor similar cigarettes. I odor similar laundry detergent.
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Guys, I nearly didn't article of apparel a chapeau this morning. I woke upward as well as looked inward the mirror. My pilus looked similar a rooster. It looked similar a skillful rooster!
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Student 1: You don't similar peanut rolls?!?
Student 2: No, I said I don't similar funerals!
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You know what's fun? Not beingness single.
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Do yous call back how yous didn't similar the give-and-take "gizzards" inward the 4th grade?
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Student 1: Can nosotros heed to the Hamilton soundtrack?
Student 2: We're reading Hamilton inward English linguistic communication class!
Student 1: Really?
Student 3: No, we're reading HAMLET.
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I bring a box of playing cards inward my room to role for stats experiments as well as diverse activities.
Do yous desire to play 120,000 bill of fare selection up?
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Did yous know that if yous add together 5 years to your historic catamenia it volition enjoin yous how former yous volition hold upward inward 5 years?
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Student 1: My Christmas tree weighs over 300 pounds.
Student 2: There's no agency that your tree weighs equally much equally a semi truck.
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After sending a pupil to borrow graphing calculators from my husband's classroom:
He genuinely is Australian!
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When yous article of apparel fancy slacks that zero upward the dorsum instead of the front...
Are your pants on backwards?
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Jesus loves you. But, he doesn't dear yous anymore because yous kicked my friend out of dejeuner detention.
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They are bottle flipping, but my organized faith is against that. Can yous delight enjoin them to stop?
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Student: Is it possible for a Mexican pupil to neglect Castilian class?
Me: I don't know. We talk English. Do whatsoever of our students neglect English linguistic communication class?
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You necessitate to enjoin Mr. Carter to pace upward his game. His room is non equally colorful equally yours.
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They bring Subway inward Australia? I didn't fifty-fifty intend they had towns there.
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So if you're blind as well as consume carrots, create yous instruct your eyesight back?
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Me: Stop burping.
Student: What? This isn't a gratis country?
Me: It's non a gratis province when you're inward dejeuner detention.
Student: That's non what the Bible says!
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Student 1: They are going to acquit Trump.
Student 2: That could happen. He's Swedish.
Student 1: He is pretty sweet.
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Student: My manus is cramping. I'm going to bring arthritis because of you!
Me: That's why nosotros completed our notebook over the course of report of the entire semester. You're trying to create it all inward i day. Of course of report your manus hurts!
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